No, honey, I'm just fat

"I think Miss Rose is pregnant again."
My nanny looks at her brother (who does our yard work for us) and shakes her head. "No."
"I really think she's pregnant. Are you sure?"

Well, he was right the first time. That was four years ago, when I pretty much hid my pregnancy with Boom until September.

Right now, the bulge he noticed is a tire that has appeared, not on my lower belly, but from under my boobs to my belly button. The "Rose Cooks French Food" for dinner tire.

Hmmmm.... I think I'll call it my Michelin.